Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Do I have a choice?
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
