am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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