so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
