come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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