wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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