so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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