In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Welp...herpes.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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