Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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