He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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