I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Randomize
