I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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