so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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