I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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