You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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