ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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