if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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