when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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