dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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