He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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