Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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