Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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