am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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