everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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