that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize