I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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