Who did Billy Mays play for?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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