i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
MIDGETS
????
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
