You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
