he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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