I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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