I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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