Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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