there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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