Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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