He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
bring money and cleavage
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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