Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the raccoons are back...
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