There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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