Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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