called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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