make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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