Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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