That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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