Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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