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ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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