Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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