East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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