why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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