went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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