I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize