Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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