okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize