just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
