I wish I could teleport
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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