Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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