3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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