I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
