Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As shirtless as possible
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
