i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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